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Posts tagged the last movie i watched was fight club

himynameisjulz:

lessonsfromthepizzaman:

I’m Tarzan, King of the Jungle.
Fuck yo shit.

…king of england…?

Have my multiple personality with a self-destructive philosophy on life run an underground boxing club, work multiple jobs because of said alter personality without knowing it, have alter personality turn said underground boxing club into a mischievous and arsonistic gang, have a troubled and misguided girlfriend, and end up with a gun in my mouth? Yeah, I’m down.

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